Cult Podcast

Ep 323 Children of Thunder Pt. 2: He Still Sucks

We're back with the second part of our series on Children of Thunder and they're wack leader, Glenn. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the rest of the story AND a super fun musical guest.

 

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Ep 322. Children of Thunder Pt.1 - Not Special AT ALL

We're so sorry we went out for cigarettes, but we're back now and we're gonna work things out with your Mom. We brought back a present from our travels, it's THE EPISODE FORMERLY KNOWN AS EPISODE EIGHTEEEEEEEN.

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Ep. 321 Troubled Teen Industry Pt. 4: What Were the Minions Up To?

WE’RE BACK, BABY! New year, new episode. Join Paige as she takes Mando thru the finale of our series on the Troubled Teen Industry. Big warning up top: This is a rough one. But hey, we missed ya. 

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Ep. 320 Troubled Teen Industry Pt. 3: Gooning In the Night

We're back, baby! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the history of Synanon and their pathway to Cedu Schools (but pronounced like Sea-Doo, you know thos jetskis that are like...not jetskis? Actually I looked it up and they qualify them as "personal watercrafts" which feels weird. Huh. Wait, it turns out that Jetskis are like a brand of personal watercrafts. So it's like how Band-Aid or Xerox just became the name for the thing. That's crazy, man. I ain't never thought about Jetskis this much in my life.)

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Cult Podcast Special Episode: Happy Rapture!

Grab a bucket to collect your neighbor's dental fillings and gather round to hear Paige answer questions about the Rapture... and one question about Raptors!

Just a quick check in with ya'll on this special day, and we'll be back with a normal episode soon! 

High Five St. Peter for us when you get to the top of the stairway!

Ep. 319 Troubled Teen Industry Pt. 2: Helena Bottom Carter Knowles

We’re back with the first earnest part of our new series on the Troubled Teen Industry. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the very hopeful beginnings of a movement that would ultimately turn upsetting. 

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Ep. 318: Troubled Teen Industry: Joey Chestnut is a Demi-God

We're BACK baby. Join Paige and Mando as they get back into the groove, catching up and telling you about their dumb, busy lives. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, we're starting a brand new series!

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Death Madness (Ft. Todd from Horror Virgin)

This week join Paige and Mando as they sit with Todd from Horror Virgin to discuss the scariest topics known to humans. Death. Woof. I promise, it's more fun than it sounds.

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Ep. 317 Brother Louv Pt. 2: To Buy or Not to Buy a Black Light Poster

We're back! This week Mando finishes up his series on Brother Louv and the Ethiopian Zion Coptic Church. Join Paige as she learns about the Miami Jamaica connection and we learn a new rule about being a good cult leader. It comes second to "never set a doomsday".

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Ep. 316 Brother Louv: Granny Style

We’re BACK! Join us as Mando takes Paige through the early life of Brother Louv, formerly known as Thomas F. Reilly, and the path that led him towards a life of kick ass crime. 

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Ep. 315 The Church Universal Pt. 2: Theosophy Strikes Again

We're BACK with our final installment on a woman literally named Prophet. Listen along as Paige tells Mando about Ms. Prophet's takeover, remarriages, and the fall of the whole damn thing. 

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Ep. 314 The Church Universal: Build Your Own Past Life

We're BACK with an episode that takes us back to our roots, baybee. I'm talking theosophy, I'm talking terrible husbands, I'm talking randomly selecting famous figures from the past to be your "previous lives". Yeah. This one got everything. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the life of Elizabeth Prophet and the beginnings of the Church Universal. 

PANIC FEST is THIS WEEK, if you want tickets to our show on March 30th click the link here or go to www.panicfest.eventive.org 

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Ep. 313 Hobby Lobby: When Joann Met Michael's

We're BACK, baybee! Rising from the dead to give you a life update and also to ask you to join Paige as she takes Mando through the tumultuous timeline of Hobby Lobby, the only craft store that asks "What Would Jesus Do?" And then...mostly ignores that question actually.

PANIC FEST is coming up in just a week, if you want tickets to our show on March 30th (We got the date wrong in the episode so so so sorry) click the link here or go to www.panicfest.eventive.org 

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Ep. 312 - Oral Roberts Pt. 3: Murder Doritos and Fire Madness

We're finally back, we survived our city being on fire and the only thing that will make us feel better is some good old fashioned Orel. 

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Ep. 311 Oral Roberts Pt. 2: More Like BS-MI

We're back this week for a very merry episode full of screaming about weight and people who use pseudo-science to "treat" it. Trust me, you're gonna love it. 

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Ep. 310 Oral Roberts: Going DOWN In History

We're back with quite possibly one of the funniest names in history. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the life and times of televangelist and preacher: Oral Roberts. A man who really blows.

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Ep. 309 Micha Kat: Dutch Pizza Gate

We're back with a wild one folks. Join us as Paige takes Mando through the story of Micah Kat and the sleepy town of Bodegraven, which is essentially just Dutch Pizza Gate. But like...not "dutch pizza". We get into it.

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Ep. 308 The One World Family Commune: Just Some Chill Guys

We're BACK with another episode in our series on health and wellness folks. This week, Paige brings a great story and takes Mando through the life and times of an alien touched guru and his line of successful restaurants and funk bands. 

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Ep. 307 Chiropractic: Bone Ghosts

We're BACK with an episode recorded back before the end times. This thing is like a dang ol' time capsule. Boy, we were filled with so much hope. But also, we're finally talking about the father of Chiropractic, the bone ghost king himself, D.D. Palmer!

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Ep. 306 Hydrotherapy 2: The Red Dead 2 Disease

We're BACK with more water-based cults. Which, sadly, doesn't mean they wash away with water. In fact, they get STRONGER around the stuff. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the ebbs and flows of a water cult.

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Ep. 305 Hydrotherapy: Working for Big Cold

We're BACK with another episode on the wild and wacky treatments Paige tried while at a "wellness retreat". Join her as she takes Mando through the life and times of a cold plunge cult, and join Mando in not wanting to try it!

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Ep. 304 House of David: Noah's Park

We're BACK with a story that involves everything you care about: Amusement park rides, baseball, a weird split in a group that the law has to intervene on. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the House of David!

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The Annual Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World 2024

We're coming to you LIVE from Burbank, CA with the Cult Podcast Annual Party to Stop the End of the World! Join us for a fun cult, guest stars, and recorded evidence that Armando told people he planted a bomb somewhere. 

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Ep. 303 Curtis Howe Springer: Late Checkout at the Clown Motel

We're back from the dead with another episode on wild health resorts and cults of personality. Join us as Paige takes Mando through the life and times of a man with the same hairdo as Pennywise the Clown. An apt description, and one that becomes way too fitting later on.

 

Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! Click the link here for tickets or visit www.flapperscomedy.com for details!

 

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Ep. 302 Ho No Hana: Paige Becomes a Bowl of Cereal

We’re BACK with an episode on both Paige’s cult experience and a group that kind of perfectly sets up our new series. Join us to hear Paige take Mando through a Japanese “foot reading cult” and the leader who claimed to be Jesus.

 

Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! Click the link here for tickets or visit www.flapperscomedy.com for details!

 

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Ep. 301 Black Sovereign Citizens Pt 3: Italian Poltergeist

We're BACK with the FINAL episode of our series on Black Sovereign Citizens, the Moorish Identity, and the Washitaw Nation. Join us as Mando takes Paige through the life and crimes of the Nation's Empress, doubles down on Sovereign Citizen Non-Sense, and unveils maybe the weirdest discovery we've ever made on the show.

Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! Click the link here for tickets or visit www.flapperscomedy.com for details!

 

Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

 

Also also also, if you want to see Funny Guys From the Internet with Armando Torres, Ify Nwadiwe, and Raph Chestang on August 23rd and 24th in Austin, TX click this link or go to bit.ly/comedyirl for tickets.

 

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Ep. 300 Black Sovereign Citizens Pt. 2: Two Kids Hancuffed to a Briefcase

We’re back baby, covering the writings, teachings, and complexities of Noble Drew Ali. Join as Mando takes you through a truly messed up dude who somehow managed to do a few good things. 

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Also also also, if you want to see Funny Guys From the Internet with Armando Torres, Ify Nwadiwe, and Raph Chestang on August 23rd and 24th in Austin, TX click this link or go to bit.ly/comedyirl for tickets.

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Ep. 299 Black Sovereign Citizens: A Magician In the Sheets

We’re BACK with an episode that started out focusing on the Washitaw Empire, a group we briefly touched in our Republic of Texas series, but quickly becomes an episode focused on the origins of black sovereign citizens. Strap in folks, Mando has gone off the deep end again.

Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! Click the link here for tickets or visit www.flapperscomedy.com for details!

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Historical Event Madness: Here We Go Again

We’re back (kinda) to cover YET ANOTHER LIFE ALTERING EVENT. Boy howdy, really wish these would stop happening. 

Ep. 298 John De Ruiter Pt. 2: Eric Roberts is in Everything

We're back for the finale to our series on John De Ruiter! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the infidelities and downfall of a man who just like...stares at people? Oof.

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Ep. 297 John De Ruiter: Bring Back Cobblers

We're back to cover the son of a cobbler, and one real creepy starer. Is that a word? One who stares? Idk, man. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the origins and dreamy blue eyes of John De Ruiter!

 

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Ep. 296 The Republic of Texas Pt. 4: Dr. Pepper Presents: Poland Isn’t Real

We’ve come to you with a HUGE revelation about Poland. Buckle up. Nothing is gonna be the same ever again. But also, Mando FINALLY closes out our series on Rick McLaren and the Republic of Texas.

 

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Ep. 295.5: F*** John Tyler

Howdy, folks, we've got a lil bonus episode for you this week! It's our way of saying sorry for being gone so long. So, we hope you enjoy this weird rabbit hole! We sure did.

Ep. 295 The Republic of Texas Pt. 3: We Impeached Poochie

THE WAIT IS OVER! We're back with another episode in our series on Rick McLaren and the Republic of Texas. Join Mando as he loses his mind trying to explain the ideology that 99% of sovereign citizens follow. It's basically alt-right theosophy. Woof.

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Hollywood Madness: An Interlude

We’re back from an unexpected hiatus to give you some life updates. Sorry for stepping out! Join us as Paige and Mando regale each other with stories of travel, stardom, and poop. 

Ep. 294 The Republic of Texas Pt. 2: Florida is Quebec’s Cousin

We’re BACK with another episode in our series on Rick McLaren and his revival of the Republic of Texas. This one’s a lil history lesson, Mando on a substitute teacher type beat. Enjoy, nerds!

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Ep. 293 The Republic of Texas: 3.5 Buicks

We're back with the start of our series on Rick McLaren and the Republic of Texas! Boy, howdy, if you liked our series on sovereign citizens you're gonna love this dingus. Join Mando as he takes Paige through the life, times, and many Buicks of Rick McLaren.

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Ep. 292 Rashad Jamal: The NBA Isn't Real

We're back for a one off conspiracy cult led (or at least heavily promoted by) a SoundCloud rapper. Yikes. Join Paige as she takes Mando through a story featuring everything you'd expect: Wild conspiracies, terrible music videos, and basketball playing robots.

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Ep. 291 The Pizzagate Massacre ft. John Valley

We’re BACK to talk about a great piece of Cult Media: The Pizzagate Massacre! Writer, director, and producer John Valley stops by to talk to us about creating art based on Q-Anon and what drew him to our favorite conspiracy.

Want to watch The Pizzagate Massacre? Check it out on Tubi, Amazon Prime, or Freevee. Or, whoa. What’s this totally random YouTube link? https://youtu.be/BITIyZ1HTZE?si=kjUxFzYGjWS-tT0q

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Ep. 290 Thuggee: Ancient Hanky Code (ft. Griff Milton)

We’re back for a one off before Panic Fest! Join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest GRIFF MILTON through the origins of the word “thug” and also a cult of Thuggees!

Also do you want to see us in Kansas City, MO on April 7th at 7pm? Good news! You can get tickets here! Or google Panic Fest and learn about the whole fest.

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Ep. 289 Guðni Guðnason Pt. 3: The Party to Stop the World From Ending

We're back with our final episode in our series on Guðni Guðnason. Good luck Googling that, we had to straight up copy paste that ish. Anyway, the karate kicks up a notch and the crimes keep going.

Also do you want to see us in Kansas City, MO on April 7th at 7pm? Good news! You can get tickets here! Or google Panic Fest and learn about the whole fest.

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Ep. 288 Guðni Guðnason Pt. 2: King Salmon

We’re back with some big news and some bigger laughs. Oh, boy, seriously this dork does some real nerd boy stuff. You’re gonna love it. 

Also do you want to see us in Kansas City, MO on April 7th at 7pm? Good news! You can get tickets here! Or google Panic Fest and learn about the whole fest.

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Ep. 287 Guðni Guðnason: Lestat Karate

Oh, we’re so back. Welcome to our episode on certified foppish dandy, and martial arts legend, Guðni Guðnason. Trust me, you’re gonna love/hate it.

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Ep. 286 Mardi Gras: That’d Probably Cause a Ghost, Right?

We’re back from various stuff we had to do, and boy howdy do we have a fun one for ya. Lots of life talk, but eventually we get into it and talk about Mardi Gras! Where it came from, how it started, and why it became the bead for boobies trade it is now.

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Ep. 285 Urantia Pt. 3: Bong Part of a Balanced Breakfast

Hello! We’re back. I know, it’s been a while. We explain it all and promise to not leave you again. At least not for too long. Anyway, join us as Paige takes Mando through Urantia’s ties and influence on Celestial Seasonings Tea Company!

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Ep. 284 Urantia Pt. 2: F**k Mustard

Hello, Sharks, we’re here with both a story that will bewilder your mind but also a business proposal that’ll blow you away. Maybe literally, too.

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Ep. 283 Urantia: The Celestial Seasonings Cult

Welcome back folks, we’re so back. Join us as Paige takes Armando through the wild story of a cult with ties to a company that makes sleepytime tea. Also, she’s begging you to stop sending her TikToks about this topic.

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Ep. 282 Wild Mormon Beliefs: The King of the Dogs

We’re back with a great palette cleanser for you: A bunch of weird fringe beliefs that SOME Mormons share. Oh boy, buckle up because this one gets wild immediately.

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Ep. 281 FLDS Pt. 4: Barney is the Anti-Christ

We’re back with our final episode of the series! Join us to hear some awful stuff intercut with the stupidest palette cleanser we’ve ever done. 

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Ep. 280 FLDS Pt. 3: A Size 6 Baby

We’re back with another episode in our series on the FLDS! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the worst stuff he’s ever heard, and as Mando takes Paige through the wonderful world of Fortnite.

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